But mine stopped working after I dropped my computer too many times and poured too much coffee into her. Poor Camille.
There are some people sitting opposite making out, kind of, well she's sitting on him facing him but they're making lots of really weird noises at each other. It's amusing and embarrassing at the same time. But I can't look amused or embarrassed because then they might hurt me or steal my bike. One of them was telling another one about how their dad had someone leave a bike in their yard and the bikie asked the dad if he could leave the bike there. The dad asked if it was hot and the bikie said yes. So the dad said yes. And while the bikie was gone, the neighbours asked if they could take the bike for a ride and the dad said they could have it.
Anyway, the same girl decided it was a good idea to get on the phone with someone for about half an hour and have a non-conversation, where she just kept saying what she was doing, like "I'm taking my bag off now" or "a train just arrived but it's not my train" and talking about how she ate an apple today, and describing how she ate the apple (from the sides first and then around it until it got thinner and there was only the core left), and then she said that she ate her cousin's apple as well. So it must have been a good apple.
All of this is redeemed somewhat by the fact that they had a kitten.
